Shop All TopLobsta Merch

This is the shop-all listing for TopLobsta, the house brand: original graphic tees, hoodies, tank tops and hats built for people who do not support the Current Thing. The designs are parody, conspiracy and internet culture, made to order.

If you want the brand itself, start with the TopLobsta logo pieces: the yellow claw wordmark on a tee, hoodie, tank top, racerback, trucker hat, beanie and embroidered polo. Chirp adds the winged logo, and TL Endless Shrimp brings the lobster. After that, the catalog gets strange. MK Ultra Chickens, Operation Paperclip, Florida Illuminati and Psyop Season cover the spooky government stuff. Stoned Ape Theory, Binaural Beatdown and TopLobsta's Dogman handle Bigfoot, aliens and cryptids. J6ers, Racism+, Ron Paul for Congress and Make 432Hz Great Again handle politics, and Beneha Elohim adds a small winged figure on the left chest.

Most designs come on a T-shirt, hoodie and tank top, and many also come as a racerback or snapback. Shop by garment: TopLobsta T-shirts, hoodies, tank tops, hats and beanies. Browse by topic with Conspiracy Shirts, Political Satire Shirts and the Bigfoot & cryptid collection, or visit the TopLobsta brand page for featured drops. Looking for the shows? Nephilim Death Squad and Straight Bible each have their own shop.