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TopLobsta started as a joke the algorithm couldn't take. Now it's a clothing brand for people who question the narrative, clock the psyop, and still find it all hilarious. Every design is drawn in Florida, printed in small runs, and retired before it goes mainstream.

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TopLobsta@TopLobstaChat said manners. He opened a fucking hearing. Nov 5, 2026NEW TopLobsta@TopLobstaThe Book of Enoch describes signs of people "chosen" for the end times.

One of them ties straight to Psalm 73: envying the prosperity of the wicked.

Ever felt that one?
Nov 4, 2026NEW
TopLobsta@TopLobstaWhat does it actually mean to be "an antichrist"?

A Christian answers the question straight.

How would you answer it?
Nov 4, 2026NEW
TopLobsta@TopLobstaA 2,000-year-old computer pulled from a shipwreck.

The Antikythera mechanism and the Seven Wonders. What did the ancients know that we forgot?
Nov 4, 2026NEW
TopLobsta@TopLobstaCongress flipped. Same lizards, different ties. Nov 4, 2026 TopLobsta@TopLobstaWait til he finds out who controls the rest of the politicians Nov 3, 2026 TopLobsta@TopLobstaMidterms tomorrow. The dead are registered. Nov 2, 2026 TopLobsta@TopLobstaWhere was Jesus during the 3 days before the resurrection?

Ephesians 4. Matthew 12:40. 1 Peter 3: "the spirits in prison."

Were you ever taught this in church?
Nov 4, 2026
TopLobsta@TopLobstaTexas went blue. Somebody check the fucking water. Nov 4, 2026 TopLobsta@TopLobstaClocks fell back. Government kept the hour. Nov 1, 2026 TopLobsta@TopLobstaWhole herd sprinted. One cow walked. That's my uncle. Nov 1, 2026 TopLobsta@TopLobstaKids want socialism. Grandpa already has it. Oct 24, 2026 TopLobsta@TopLobstaAll hell is about to break loose Jan 31, 2026HALL OF FAME