Greatest tank top in the world.
Not only is the messaging accurate but when I adorn this magnificent garment my member increases in length by 2 inches! My penis is so huge that other men struggle to make eye contact because the are intimidated by the outline of a full grown capybara in my skinny jeans. Thick. Full. Long. These are the adjectives I use to describe my Johnson when ever I wear my form flattering “Reading is Gay” tank top. Thank you Top Lobsta, you truly are The Father of Foreskin.