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These are shirts for people who read the declassified documents for fun. TopLobsta's conspiracy designs take real history and running internet jokes, and turn them into graphics you can wear to Thanksgiving.

MK Ultra Chickens gives the CIA's mind-control program a farmyard twist. Operation Paperclip turns the program that brought German scientists to America into a retro board game. Florida Illuminati puts the all-seeing eye among the palm trees. Psyop Season is for anyone who has noticed that the news cycle feels scripted, and Gaslighting shows the puppet master's hand holding the strings. Original Timeline Gangster is for Mandela Effect believers. Iv*rmectin College and The Science Isn't Settled are for everyone who asked questions in 2021. Epstein Didn't Kill Himself needs no explanation.

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MK Ultra. MK Ultra Chickens hands the CIA’s 1953–1973 mind-control research program to a pair of free-range chickens.

Epstein. Our Epstein shirts page has the Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself meme tee and tank plus The Epstein List tee.

Operation Paperclip. Operation Paperclip is the postwar program that brought German scientists, including Wernher von Braun, to the U.S., drawn as a retro board game.

Illuminati. Florida Illuminati relocates the all-seeing eye to the Sunshine State.

Mandela Effect & timelines. Original Timeline Gangster is for anyone sure the world used to be spelled differently.

From Nephilim Death Squad. The NDS podcast has conspiracy designs of its own, sold under the NDS label: Brohemian Grove, a parody of the Bohemian Grove retreat; MK Ultra Dolphins, which mashes MK Ultra up with John C. Lilly’s dolphin-communication experiments; and Moon Map, a vintage lunar chart with a skull worked in. See all Nephilim Death Squad merch.

Most designs come on a T-shirt, hoodie and tank top, and some also come as a racerback or sweatshirt. They are made to order, and colors and sizes are listed on each product. For Bigfoot and aliens, see the Bigfoot & cryptid collection. For political parody, see Political Satire Shirts.