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It started with
a few johns.Now it’s free range.
MK Ultra began as a little program snatching up johns. Now it’s touched everybody in America, maybe the world. Probably you. We put it on a shirt.
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WHO IS TOPLOBSTA
Self-proclaimed father of disinformation.
Florida’s finest bad influence since 2017. TopLobsta is the artist who’s drawn for Legion of Skanks, Skankfest, Dave Smith, Hotep Jesus, Maajid Nawaz, Lord Miles and more, and he co-hosts Nephilim Death Squad, where every one of these shirts started as a bit.
He also throws Brohemian Grove, which somehow got Owen Benjamin, Sam Tripoli and Shane Cashman on one stage in Central Florida.
Every shirt here is a joke that went too far. Wear it responsibly. Or don’t.
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THE BASICS
Just the lobster.
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