Bigfoot, Cryptid & Paranormal Shirts

These TopLobsta designs are for people who have seen something in the woods, or at least want to wear a shirt that says they have.

Stoned Ape Theory redraws the march of progress so that it ends with Bigfoot. Binaural Beatdown puts Bigfoot, a grey alien and a devil in one line-art brawl. TopLobsta's Dogman shows the upright canine cryptid in yellow woodcut, covering its eyes. Interdimensional Buttholes turns portal theory into a patent diagram, and Portal Potty Rentals asks what happens when the porta-potty opens onto another dimension.

Every design comes on a T-shirt, hoodie and tank top, and some also come as a racerback. They are made to order, and each product page lists the colors and sizes and tells the story behind the art. These designs are strange by choice. They are meant to start conversations at the campfire, the gym or the family reunion. For government programs and cover-ups, see Conspiracy Shirts, and for the rest of the catalog, browse the full TopLobsta shop.