She came for the milk. You get the hat too. Together, for less than buying them separately.

The Cult of Conspiracy Got Meeellkk Tee + Open Eye Hat Bundle pairs the Got Meeellkk tee with the Open Up That Third Eye black trucker: a lime-green alien woman in a purple flying saucer beaming a very confused cow up a glowing green tractor beam, with got MEEELLKK and CULT OF CONSPIRACY underneath, plus the embroidered third eye up top so you can watch the sky for her return.

What's included:

• Cult of Conspiracy Got Meeellkk T-Shirt in Black. Unisex sizes S–3XL.
• Cult of Conspiracy Open Up That Third Eye Trucker Hat: third-eye embroidery on a black trucker with a structured front, mesh back, and snapback. One size.

Price: $63 (normally $70 separately). You save $7. 2XL and 3XL tees add the usual upcharge.

Official Cult of Conspiracy merch, made to order at TopLobsta. Pick your tee size below; the hat is one size.