DESCRIPTION
GET IN LOSER, WE'RE DOING BUTT STUFF.
They come in peace. You leave in pieces.
The Cult of Conspiracy Get In Loser Tee is every abduction story you've heard on the podcast, minus the polite parts. Two grinning lime-green aliens lean out of a purple flying saucer and deliver the pickup line nobody asked for: GET IN LOSER, WE'RE DOING BUTT STUFF. Down below, one very unlucky guy flails up a glowing green tractor beam over the desert, already down one sneaker. Full-color comic art with halftone shading, with the drippy CULT OF CONSPIRACY wordmark locked in underneath.
Official Cult of Conspiracy merch, printed to order at TopLobsta.
Design Details
- Front: Get In Loser UFO print with the Cult of Conspiracy wordmark, center chest, about 7 in wide x 12.5 in tall, top about 3 in below the collar
- Back: plain, no print
- Full-color DTG on black with halftone shading; the black outlines print on the shirt so the art pops. Black garment only.
- Flying saucer in purple and neon green with two lime-green aliens at the controls, a speech bubble reading GET IN LOSER, WE'RE DOING BUTT STUFF., and a guy in a white tee, purple overshirt and jeans getting sucked up a glowing green tractor beam over the desert, one sneaker already gone; the drippy CULT OF CONSPIRACY wordmark underneath; full-color halftone comic shading
- Official Cult of Conspiracy design
Size & fit: Unisex sizes S–3XL. Printed on the black Tultex 202 Fine Jersey Tee (full garment details below). Made to order.
Garment Details
Blank: Tultex 202 — Unisex Fine Jersey T-Shirt, Black
- Plain, smooth fine-jersey cotton (not garment-dyed or washed); classic unisex fit
- 4.5 oz./yd², pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun USA premium cotton, 30 singles
- Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
- Ribbed crewneck collar; back neck tape; shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem
- Tear-away label
- Sizes S–3XL
- Made in an OEKO-TEX® facility by a Fair Labor Association member; contains US-grown BCI cotton
- Care: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors; tumble dry low; do not iron directly on the print; do not dry clean
Also available in this design: Hoodie.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
SIZE GUIDE
Cult of Conspiracy Get In Loser Tee
Pre-shrunk 4.5 oz. fine jersey.
| Size | Body length | Chest width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
- All measurements are in inches, taken with the garment laid flat.
- Body length: from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the bottom hem.
- Chest width: straight across the chest, 1 inch below the armholes.
- Tip: lay a similar piece you already own flat, measure it the same way, and compare.
- Tolerance: body length ±1", chest width ±1".
