DESCRIPTION
GOT MEEELLKK?
She didn't cross the galaxy for your cereal.
The Cult of Conspiracy Got Meeellkk Tee is the oldest story in UFO lore, rewritten as a milk ad. A lime-green alien queen with long purple hair, pointed ears and a third-eye circlet cruises a glass-domed purple flying saucer one-handed, raising a bottle of fresh milk like she's toasting the whole Midwest. Below her, a very confused Holstein with purple hooves gets hauled up a glowing green tractor beam, while a spilled milk bottle tumbles off into the stars. Big cream got MEEELLKK lettering slams across the bottom over a purple swoosh and CULT OF CONSPIRACY. Full-color comic art with halftone shading, made for anybody who knows those crop circles aren't from the wind.
Official Cult of Conspiracy merch, printed to order at TopLobsta.
Design Details
- Front: Got Meeellkk UFO cow abduction print with CULT OF CONSPIRACY underneath, center chest, about 12 in wide x 13 in tall, top about 3 in below the collar
- Back: plain, no print
- Full-color DTG on black with halftone shading; the black in the art is knocked out so the shirt itself becomes the night sky. Black garment only.
- Lime-green alien woman with flowing purple hair, pointed ears, a third-eye circlet, crescent-moon earrings and a jeweled choker, holding up a milk bottle at the wheel of a purple glass-domed flying saucer with lime-green lights; a wide-eyed black-and-white cow with purple hooves caught in a lime-green tractor beam; a tipping milk bottle splashing milk; cream sparkles and stars; cream got MEEELLKK lettering over a purple swoosh with CULT OF CONSPIRACY text; neon green and purple halftone shading
- Official Cult of Conspiracy design
Size & fit: Unisex sizes S-3XL. Printed on the black Tultex 202 Fine Jersey Tee (full garment details below). Made to order.
Garment Details
Blank: Tultex 202: Unisex Fine Jersey T-Shirt, Black
- Plain, smooth fine-jersey cotton (not garment-dyed or washed); classic unisex fit
- 4.5 oz./yd², pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun USA premium cotton, 30 singles
- Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
- Ribbed crewneck collar; back neck tape; shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem
- Tear-away label
- Sizes S-3XL
- Made in an OEKO-TEX® facility by a Fair Labor Association member; contains US-grown BCI cotton
- Care: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors; tumble dry low; do not iron directly on the print; do not dry clean
SHIPPING & RETURNS
SIZE GUIDE
Cult of Conspiracy Got Meeellkk Tee
Pre-shrunk 4.5 oz. fine jersey.
| Size | Body length | Chest width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
- All measurements are in inches, taken with the garment laid flat.
- Body length: from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the bottom hem.
- Chest width: straight across the chest, 1 inch below the armholes.
- Tip: lay a similar piece you already own flat, measure it the same way, and compare.
- Tolerance: body length ±1", chest width ±1".
