DESCRIPTION
QUESTION EVERYTHING.
Pull up a chair. The truth is out there, and so is the cooler.
The Cult of Conspiracy Question Everything Tee is what happens after the abduction, when everybody finally relaxes. Two lime-green aliens kick back in purple folding lawn chairs on a patch of glowing green grass, cracking a couple of cold ones under a purple night sky full of stars and pine trees. Above them hangs the Cult of Conspiracy Podcast badge: an all-seeing eye on a purple and green pyramid with a vintage podcast mic, wrapped in the words CULT OF CONSPIRACY PODCAST and QUESTION EVERYTHING. Full-color art with halftone shading, made for campfires, late-night episodes and anybody who reads the fine print.
Official Cult of Conspiracy merch, printed to order at TopLobsta.
Design Details
- Front: Question Everything badge and campsite print, center chest, about 11.5 in wide x 14.4 in tall, top about 3 in below the collar
- Back: plain, no print
- Full-color DTG on black with halftone shading; the black in the art is knocked out so the shirt itself becomes the night sky. Black garment only.
- Circular CULT OF CONSPIRACY PODCAST / QUESTION EVERYTHING badge with an all-seeing eye pyramid, a vintage podcast microphone and two stars; two lime-green aliens kicking back in purple folding lawn chairs, each holding a beer bottle with a little UFO label; purple starfield and pine tree silhouettes; glowing green grass; neon green and purple halftone shading
- Official Cult of Conspiracy design
Size & fit: Unisex sizes S-3XL. Printed on the black Tultex 202 Fine Jersey Tee (full garment details below). Made to order.
Garment Details
Blank: Tultex 202: Unisex Fine Jersey T-Shirt, Black
- Plain, smooth fine-jersey cotton (not garment-dyed or washed); classic unisex fit
- 4.5 oz./yd², pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun USA premium cotton, 30 singles
- Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
- Ribbed crewneck collar; back neck tape; shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem
- Tear-away label
- Sizes S-3XL
- Made in an OEKO-TEX® facility by a Fair Labor Association member; contains US-grown BCI cotton
- Care: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors; tumble dry low; do not iron directly on the print; do not dry clean
Also available in this design: Hoodie.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
SIZE GUIDE
Cult of Conspiracy Question Everything Tee
Pre-shrunk 4.5 oz. fine jersey.
| Size | Body length | Chest width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
- All measurements are in inches, taken with the garment laid flat.
- Body length: from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the bottom hem.
- Chest width: straight across the chest, 1 inch below the armholes.
- Tip: lay a similar piece you already own flat, measure it the same way, and compare.
- Tolerance: body length ±1", chest width ±1".
