DESCRIPTION
TOPLOBSTA’S DOGMAN 2.0
Now you see him. Now you don’t. Now you see him peeking.
The TopLobsta’s Dogman 2.0 T-Shirt brings TopLobsta’s Dogman back as a gold wavy-line engraving on black. Under a full moon in a dark pine forest, the Dogman looms, a wall of fur, claws and teeth with both hands clamped over his face, with one yellow eye peeking through his fingers, right at you. TOPLOBSTA’S DOGMAN is stamped across the top in the same rippling engraved lines.
At the bottom is the quote that started it all:
“The Dogman exists in a quantum superstate—both disemboweling you and not existing, depending on whether you look at it.” —Top
If he can’t see you, does he exist? If you can see him, should you? Wear it and find out.
Design Details
- Front: TopLobsta’s Dogman 2.0 print, center chest, about 11 in wide x 14.8 in tall
- Back: plain, no print
- One-color gold ink on black; the black of the art is knocked out, so the shirt itself fills in the shadows
- Wavy-line engraving style: Dogman covering his eyes and peeking through his fingers, full moon, pine forest
- TOPLOBSTA’S DOGMAN title and the quantum superstate quote, signed -TOP
- TopLobsta original design
What This Design References
The Dogman is a cryptid said to roam northern Michigan: an upright, wolf-headed creature often described as around seven feet tall. The legend took off in 1987, when Traverse City radio DJ Steve Cook wrote “The Legend” as an April Fools’ song for WTCM, and listeners started calling in with sightings of their own. Reports have spread far beyond Michigan since, though no physical evidence has been confirmed. The quote on this design riffs on Schrödinger’s cat: until somebody looks, the Dogman is in a superposition of tearing you apart and not existing at all. Which is exactly why he’s covering his eyes. Mostly.
Garment Details
Blank: Tultex 202 — Unisex Fine Jersey T-Shirt, Black
- Plain, smooth fine-jersey cotton (not garment-dyed or washed); classic unisex fit
- 4.5 oz./yd², pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun USA premium cotton, 30 singles
- Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
- Ribbed crewneck collar; back neck tape; shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem
- Tear-away label
- Sizes S–3XL
- Made in an OEKO-TEX® facility by a Fair Labor Association member; contains US-grown BCI cotton
- Care: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors; tumble dry low; do not iron directly on the print; do not dry clean
Also available in this design: Hoodie.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
SIZE GUIDE
TopLobsta's Dogman 2.0 T-Shirt
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| Size | Body length | Chest width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
- All measurements are in inches, taken with the garment laid flat.
- Body length: from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the bottom hem.
- Chest width: straight across the chest, 1 inch below the armholes.
- Tip: lay a similar piece you already own flat, measure it the same way, and compare.
- Tolerance: body length ±1", chest width ±1".