COLLECTION

Leaving the Vault

139 PRODUCTS

Last chance. These designs are retiring for good. 25% off through Monday, Oct 12 at noon ET.

Interdimensional Buttholes T-Shirt by TopLobsta – white patent-style diagram of portals with bullets passing through

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TopLobstaInterdimensional Buttholes T-Shirt

~~$35.00~~$25.99

Get Your Shine Box T-Shirt by TopLobsta – big-brain caricature with gold chain and red pendant

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TopLobstaGet Your Shine Box T-Shirt

~~$35.00~~$25.99

MK Ultra Chickens Hoodie by TopLobsta – two grey chickens under a cyan antenna spiral with MK ULTRA block text

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TopLobstaMK Ultra Chickens Hoodie

~~$60.00~~$44.99

Raven Origins T-Shirt by Nephilim Death Squad – bearded bird-man in yellow glasses perched on a skull and bones

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Nephilim Death SquadRaven Origins T-Shirt

~~$35.00~~$25.99

Brohemian Grove T-Shirt by Nephilim Death Squad – owl and lobster crest with Summerfield Florida 2024 text

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Nephilim Death SquadBrohemian Grove T-Shirt

~~$35.00~~$25.99

Dangerous | Real Talk. Real Dudes Tank Top by Nephilim Death Squad – red block DANGEROUS lettering with Nephilim Death Squad production line

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Nephilim Death SquadDangerous | Real Talk. Real Dudes Tanktop

~~$30.00~~$22.50

Y’all Tribbin’ Tank Top by Nephilim Death Squad – cream woodcut rapture beam lifting silhouettes from a city skyline

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Nephilim Death SquadY’all Tribbin’ Tanktop

~~$30.00~~$22.50

The Raven T-Shirt by Nephilim Death Squad – red neon line-art raven with wings spread and THE RAVEN text

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Nephilim Death SquadThe Raven T-Shirt

~~$35.00~~$25.99

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TopLobstaTopLobsta Script T-Shirt

~~$35.00~~$25.99

Springfield Animal Control T-Shirt by TopLobsta – rubber-hose cartoon cat officer over a knocked-out dog with THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS text

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TopLobstaSpringfield Animal Control T-Shirt

~~$35.00~~$25.99

Ron Paul for Congress (B&W) Racerback Tank by TopLobsta – black-and-white 1974 Ron Paul for Congress campaign oval with a portrait of young Dr. Ron Paul

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TopLobstaRon Paul for Congress (B&W) Racerback

~~$30.00~~$22.50

Iv*rmectin College Tank Top by TopLobsta – varsity arch IV*RMECTIN COLLEGE graphic with EST 1975 and School of Truth

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TopLobstaIv*rmectin College Tanktop

~~$30.00~~$22.50

Gaslighting Tank Top by TopLobsta – purple puppeteer hand with strings over the word GASLIGHTING

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TopLobstaGaslighting Tanktop

~~$30.00~~$22.50

Diddy’s Farm Fresh Eggs T-Shirt by TopLobsta – caricatures under a red DIDDY'S arch with a Farm Fresh Eggs banner

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TopLobstaDiddy’s Farm Fresh Eggs T-Shirt

~~$35.00~~$25.99

Springfield Animal Control Hoodie by TopLobsta – rubber-hose cartoon cat officer over a knocked-out dog with THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS text

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TopLobstaSpringfield Animal Control Hoodie

~~$60.00~~$44.99

Epstein Didn’t Tank Top by TopLobsta – high-contrast portrait behind bars reading EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF

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TopLobstaEpstein Didn't Tanktop

~~$30.00~~$22.50

Iv*rmectin College Long Sleeve T-Shirt by TopLobsta – varsity arch IV*RMECTIN COLLEGE graphic with EST 1975 and School of Truth

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TopLobstaIv*rmectin College Long Sleeve T-Shirt

~~$35.00~~$25.99

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TopLobstaRacism+ Hoodie

~~$60.00~~$44.99

Interdimensional Buttholes Tank Top by TopLobsta – white patent-style diagram of portals with bullets passing through

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TopLobstaInterdimensional Buttholes Tanktop

~~$30.00~~$22.50

Operation Paperclip Tank Top by TopLobsta – retro board-game parody with kids, tweezers and mustached patient, OPERATION PAPERCLIP text

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TopLobstaOperation Paperclip Tanktop

~~$30.00~~$22.50

MK Ultra Chickens Tank Top by TopLobsta – two grey chickens under a cyan antenna spiral with MK ULTRA block text

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TopLobstaMK Ultra Chickens Tanktop

~~$30.00~~$22.50

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TopLobstaPervitin Snapback

~~$30.00~~$22.50

TL Endless Shrimp Snapback Hat by TopLobsta – yellow lobster on the front

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TopLobstaTL Endless Shrimp Snapback

~~$30.00~~$22.50

TopLobsta’s Dogman Hoodie by TopLobsta – yellow woodcut Dogman cryptid covering its eyes

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TopLobstaTopLobsta's Dogman Hoodie

~~$60.00~~$44.99