DESCRIPTION
The Stoned Ape Theory tank top from TopLobsta features a psychedelic march-of-progress graphic that ends with Bigfoot standing among mushrooms, marked BIGFOOT EDITION.
The stoned ape theory is Terence McKenna’s idea that psychedelic mushrooms sped up human evolution; this version ends with Bigfoot.
- Design: Stoned Ape Theory by TopLobsta
- Garment: Tank Top
- Color options: Black, Black/White
- Sizes: XS–2XL
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SIZE GUIDE
Check the garment measurements before ordering to find your best fit.
Stoned Ape Theory Tanktop
$22.50
IN STOCK
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Size chart
Pre-washed to minimize shrinkage.
| Size | Body length | Chest width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27¼ | 17 |
| S | 28¼ | 18 |
| M | 29¼ | 20 |
| L | 30¼ | 21 |
| XL | 31¼ | 23 |
| 2XL | 32¼ | 24 |
How to measure
- All measurements are in inches, taken with the garment laid flat.
- Body length: from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the bottom hem.
- Chest width: straight across the chest, 1 inch below the armholes.
- Tip: lay a similar piece you already own flat, measure it the same way, and compare.
- Tolerance: body length ±1", chest width ±1".
