Conspiracy Shirts

These are shirts for people who read the declassified documents for fun. TopLobsta's conspiracy designs take real history and running internet jokes, and turn them into graphics you can wear to Thanksgiving.

MK Ultra Chickens gives the CIA's mind-control program a farmyard twist. Operation Paperclip turns the program that brought German scientists to America into a retro board game. Florida Illuminati puts the all-seeing eye among the palm trees. Psyop Season is for anyone who has noticed that the news cycle feels scripted, and Gaslighting shows the puppet master's hand holding the strings. Original Timeline Gangster is for Mandela Effect believers. Ivermectin College and The Science Isn't Settled are for everyone who asked questions in 2021. Epstein Didn't Kill Himself needs no explanation.

Most designs come on a T-shirt, hoodie and tank top, and some also come as a racerback or sweatshirt. They are made to order, and colors and sizes are listed on each product. For Bigfoot and aliens, see the Bigfoot & cryptid collection. For political parody, see Political Satire Shirts.