SANTA IS WATCHING

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He has a warrant for neither.

The Santa Is Watching Ugly Sweater Crewneck knits the North Pole surveillance state right into the pattern: a row of elves in goggles keeping tabs on you, a SANTA IS WATCHING banner, security cameras where the reindeer should be, satellite dishes, snowflakes and the TopLobsta claw tucked into the border.

Be good for goodness' sake. Or at least act natural.

Design Details

• Front: Santa Is Watching knit panel with spying elves, surveillance cameras and satellite dishes, about 12 x 12 in knit-look panel, full color DTG print
• Single-sided front print; red knocked out so the cardinal red sweatshirt shows through, with the knit stitch texture kept for a real ugly-sweater look
• TopLobsta TL claw logo knitted into the pattern
• Ugly Christmas sweater conspiracy satire, no itchy wool required
• TopLobsta original design

Size & fit: Unisex sizes S–3XL. Printed on the Tultex 340 Fleece Crewneck in Red.

Garment Details

Blank: Tultex 340 — Unisex Fleece Crewneck Sweatshirt, Red

• Soft cotton/poly fleece with a brushed interior
• Classic unisex crewneck fit
• Ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Tear-away label
• Care: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors; tumble dry low; do not iron directly on the print; do not dry clean