DESCRIPTION
Coffee, conversations, inside jokes, and just enough chaos.
The Blap Blap Blap Tee from Straight Bible turns coffee-shop culture into a vintage-inspired graphic built around a bold portrait surrounded by coffee cups, beans, steam, and hand-drawn typography.
The artwork combines retro bootleg-tee aesthetics with distressed halftones and a limited cream, brown, orange, and blue palette for the look of a classic screen-printed piece.
Throughout the design are phrases pulled directly from the Straight Bible universe, including “BLAP BLAP BLAP,” “I’m Not Doing This,” “Hot White Hatred,” “So Called 501c3 System,” and “Pilgrim / Stranger.” The Straight Bible coffee mark and handwritten “Mattttt” signature finish the composition.
Designed as a large statement graphic, this is the kind of shirt that makes considerably more sense if you know—and is probably even better if you don’t.
DETAILS
• Straight Bible original graphic
• Large coffee-themed portrait artwork
• Vintage bootleg / Y2K-inspired composition
• Distressed halftone illustration style
• Coffee cups, beans, steam, and splash detailing
• Statement typography throughout the artwork
• Designed for a bold visual presence
• Streetwear-inspired graphic tee
• Vendor: Straight Bible
Garment Details
Blank: Tultex 202 — Unisex Fine Jersey T-Shirt
- 4.5 oz./yd², pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun USA premium cotton, 30 singles
- Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
- Ribbed crewneck collar; back neck tape; shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem
- Tear-away label
- Made in an OEKO-TEX® facility by a Fair Labor Association member; contains US-grown BCI cotton
- Care: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors; tumble dry low; do not iron directly on the print; do not dry clean
SHIPPING & RETURNS
SIZE GUIDE
Straight Bible “Blap Blap Blap” Coffee Graphic T-Shirt
Pre-shrunk 4.5 oz. fine jersey.
| Size | Body length | Chest width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
- All measurements are in inches, taken with the garment laid flat.
- Body length: from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the bottom hem.
- Chest width: straight across the chest, 1 inch below the armholes.
- Tip: lay a similar piece you already own flat, measure it the same way, and compare.
- Tolerance: body length ±1", chest width ±1".
