{"product_id":"cult-of-conspiracy-got-meeellkk-tee","title":"Cult of Conspiracy Got Meeellkk Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eGOT MEEELLKK?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe didn't cross the galaxy for your cereal.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eCult of Conspiracy Got Meeellkk Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e is the oldest story in UFO lore, rewritten as a milk ad. A lime-green alien queen with long purple hair, pointed ears and a third-eye circlet cruises a glass-domed purple flying saucer one-handed, raising a bottle of fresh milk like she's toasting the whole Midwest. Below her, a very confused Holstein with purple hooves gets hauled up a glowing green tractor beam, while a spilled milk bottle tumbles off into the stars. Big cream \u003cem\u003egot MEEELLKK\u003c\/em\u003e lettering slams across the bottom over a purple swoosh and \u003cem\u003eCULT OF CONSPIRACY\u003c\/em\u003e. Full-color comic art with halftone shading, made for anybody who knows those crop circles aren't from the wind.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOfficial Cult of Conspiracy merch, printed to order at TopLobsta.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDesign Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: Got Meeellkk UFO cow abduction print with CULT OF CONSPIRACY underneath, center chest, about 12 in wide x 13 in tall, top about 3 in below the collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack: plain, no print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull-color DTG on black with halftone shading; the black in the art is knocked out so the shirt itself becomes the night sky. Black garment only.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLime-green alien woman with flowing purple hair, pointed ears, a third-eye circlet, crescent-moon earrings and a jeweled choker, holding up a milk bottle at the wheel of a purple glass-domed flying saucer with lime-green lights; a wide-eyed black-and-white cow with purple hooves caught in a lime-green tractor beam; a tipping milk bottle splashing milk; cream sparkles and stars; cream got MEEELLKK lettering over a purple swoosh with CULT OF CONSPIRACY text; neon green and purple halftone shading\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOfficial Cult of Conspiracy design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize \u0026amp; fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex sizes S-3XL. Printed on the black Tultex 202 Fine Jersey Tee (full garment details below). Made to order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eGarment Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank: Tultex 202: Unisex Fine Jersey T-Shirt, Black\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlain, smooth fine-jersey cotton (not garment-dyed or washed); classic unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5 oz.\/yd², pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun USA premium cotton, 30 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReactive-dyed for longer-lasting color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed crewneck collar; back neck tape; shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S-3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in an OEKO-TEX® facility by a Fair Labor Association member; contains US-grown BCI cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors; tumble dry low; do not iron directly on the print; do not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Cult of Conspiracy","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":46024998912066,"sku":"COC-GOTMEEELLKK-TEE-BLK-S","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":46024998944834,"sku":"COC-GOTMEEELLKK-TEE-BLK-M","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":46024998977602,"sku":"COC-GOTMEEELLKK-TEE-BLK-L","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":46024999010370,"sku":"COC-GOTMEEELLKK-TEE-BLK-XL","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46024999043138,"sku":"COC-GOTMEEELLKK-TEE-BLK-2XL","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46024999075906,"sku":"COC-GOTMEEELLKK-TEE-BLK-3XL","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0263\/8269\/6514\/files\/cult-of-conspiracy-got-meeellkk-tee-model.jpg?v=1794683873","url":"https:\/\/www.toplobsta.com\/products\/cult-of-conspiracy-got-meeellkk-tee","provider":"TopLobsta","version":"1.0","type":"link"}