{"product_id":"cult-of-conspiracy-get-in-loser-tee","title":"Cult of Conspiracy Get In Loser Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eGET IN LOSER, WE'RE DOING BUTT STUFF.\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey come in peace. You leave in pieces.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eCult of Conspiracy Get In Loser Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e is every abduction story you've heard on the podcast, minus the polite parts. Two grinning lime-green aliens lean out of a purple flying saucer and deliver the pickup line nobody asked for: \u003cem\u003eGET IN LOSER, WE'RE DOING BUTT STUFF.\u003c\/em\u003e Down below, one very unlucky guy flails up a glowing green tractor beam over the desert, already down one sneaker. Full-color comic art with halftone shading, with the drippy CULT OF CONSPIRACY wordmark locked in underneath.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOfficial Cult of Conspiracy merch, printed to order at TopLobsta.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDesign Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: Get In Loser UFO print with the Cult of Conspiracy wordmark, center chest, about 7 in wide x 12.5 in tall, top about 3 in below the collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack: plain, no print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull-color DTG on black with halftone shading; the black outlines print on the shirt so the art pops. Black garment only.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlying saucer in purple and neon green with two lime-green aliens at the controls, a speech bubble reading GET IN LOSER, WE'RE DOING BUTT STUFF., and a guy in a white tee, purple overshirt and jeans getting sucked up a glowing green tractor beam over the desert, one sneaker already gone; the drippy CULT OF CONSPIRACY wordmark underneath; full-color halftone comic shading\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOfficial Cult of Conspiracy design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize \u0026amp; fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex sizes S–3XL. Printed on the black Tultex 202 Fine Jersey Tee (full garment details below). Made to order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eGarment Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank: Tultex 202 — Unisex Fine Jersey T-Shirt, Black\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlain, smooth fine-jersey cotton (not garment-dyed or washed); classic unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5 oz.\/yd², pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun USA premium cotton, 30 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReactive-dyed for longer-lasting color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed crewneck collar; back neck tape; shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in an OEKO-TEX® facility by a Fair Labor Association member; contains US-grown BCI cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors; tumble dry low; do not iron directly on the print; do not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlso available in this design: \u003ca href=\"\/products\/cult-of-conspiracy-get-in-loser-hoodie\"\u003eHoodie\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cult of Conspiracy","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":46024048738370,"sku":"COC-GETINLOSER-TEE-BLK-S","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":46024048771138,"sku":"COC-GETINLOSER-TEE-BLK-M","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":46024048803906,"sku":"COC-GETINLOSER-TEE-BLK-L","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":46024048836674,"sku":"COC-GETINLOSER-TEE-BLK-XL","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46024048869442,"sku":"COC-GETINLOSER-TEE-BLK-2XL","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46024048902210,"sku":"COC-GETINLOSER-TEE-BLK-3XL","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0263\/8269\/6514\/files\/cult-of-conspiracy-get-in-loser-tee-1-hero.png?v=1794671697","url":"https:\/\/www.toplobsta.com\/products\/cult-of-conspiracy-get-in-loser-tee","provider":"TopLobsta","version":"1.0","type":"link"}