{"product_id":"blap-blap-blap-coffee-tee","title":"Straight Bible “Blap Blap Blap” Coffee Graphic T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eCoffee, conversations, inside jokes, and just enough chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Blap Blap Blap Tee from Straight Bible turns coffee-shop culture into a vintage-inspired graphic built around a bold portrait surrounded by coffee cups, beans, steam, and hand-drawn typography.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe artwork combines retro bootleg-tee aesthetics with distressed halftones and a limited cream, brown, orange, and blue palette for the look of a classic screen-printed piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThroughout the design are phrases pulled directly from the Straight Bible universe, including “BLAP BLAP BLAP,” “I’m Not Doing This,” “Hot White Hatred,” “So Called 501c3 System,” and “Pilgrim \/ Stranger.” The Straight Bible coffee mark and handwritten “Mattttt” signature finish the composition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned as a large statement graphic, this is the kind of shirt that makes considerably more sense if you know—and is probably even better if you don’t.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDETAILS\u003cbr\u003e• Straight Bible original graphic\u003cbr\u003e• Large coffee-themed portrait artwork\u003cbr\u003e• Vintage bootleg \/ Y2K-inspired composition\u003cbr\u003e• Distressed halftone illustration style\u003cbr\u003e• Coffee cups, beans, steam, and splash detailing\u003cbr\u003e• Statement typography throughout the artwork\u003cbr\u003e• Designed for a bold visual presence\u003cbr\u003e• Streetwear-inspired graphic tee\u003cbr\u003e• Vendor: Straight Bible\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGarment Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlank: Tultex 202 — Unisex Fine Jersey T-Shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5 oz.\/yd², pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun USA premium cotton, 30 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReactive-dyed for longer-lasting color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed crewneck collar; back neck tape; shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in an OEKO-TEX® facility by a Fair Labor Association member; contains US-grown BCI cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors; tumble dry low; do not iron directly on the print; do not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Straight Bible","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":45242727104578,"sku":"BLAP-TEE-BLK-S","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":45242727137346,"sku":"BLAP-TEE-BLK-M","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":45242727170114,"sku":"BLAP-TEE-BLK-L","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":45242727202882,"sku":"BLAP-TEE-BLK-XL","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":45242727235650,"sku":"BLAP-TEE-BLK-2XL","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":45242727268418,"sku":"BLAP-TEE-BLK-3XL","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0263\/8269\/6514\/files\/01-straight-bible-blap-blap-blap-coffee-graphic-t-shirt-black-tultex-202-front-hero.jpg?v=1791305816","url":"https:\/\/www.toplobsta.com\/products\/blap-blap-blap-coffee-tee","provider":"TopLobsta","version":"1.0","type":"link"}