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G.F.Y.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eWorldwide MK Ultra Free-Range Chickens T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e is a full-front graphic of the most well-managed farm on the planet. Two headset-wearing chickens stand on a flat earth under a glass dome while satellites beam signals down from a hypnotic spiral overhead, and an endless line of chicken silhouettes stretches out to the horizon on both sides. Underneath: WORLDWIDE MK ULTRA FREE-RANGE CHICKENS in heavy sky-blue block letters, the G.F.Y. GLOBAL FLOCK YIELD banner, and the TopLobsta claw at the bottom.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFree range, they said. Look up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDesign Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: full-front print, about 11 in wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack: plain, no print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors: sky blue, grey and gold; separate print files tuned for black and white shirts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTopLobsta original design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize \u0026amp; fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex sizes S–3XL. Printed on the Tultex 202 Fine Jersey Tee in Black or White (full garment details below).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eGarment Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlank: Tultex 202 — Unisex Fine Jersey T-Shirt, Black or White\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlain, smooth fine-jersey cotton (not garment-dyed or washed); classic unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5 oz.\/yd², pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun USA premium cotton, 30 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReactive-dyed for longer-lasting color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed crewneck collar; back neck tape; shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in an OEKO-TEX® facility by a Fair Labor Association member; contains US-grown BCI cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors; tumble dry low; do not iron directly on the print; do not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"TopLobsta","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":45570908291138,"sku":"TL-MKCHICKEN-TEE-BLK-S","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":45570908323906,"sku":"TL-MKCHICKEN-TEE-BLK-M","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":45570908356674,"sku":"TL-MKCHICKEN-TEE-BLK-L","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":45570908389442,"sku":"TL-MKCHICKEN-TEE-BLK-XL","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":45570908422210,"sku":"TL-MKCHICKEN-TEE-BLK-2XL","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":45570908454978,"sku":"TL-MKCHICKEN-TEE-BLK-3XL","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":45570908487746,"sku":"TL-MKCHICKEN-TEE-WHT-S","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":45570908520514,"sku":"TL-MKCHICKEN-TEE-WHT-M","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":45570908553282,"sku":"TL-MKCHICKEN-TEE-WHT-L","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":45570908586050,"sku":"TL-MKCHICKEN-TEE-WHT-XL","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":45570908618818,"sku":"TL-MKCHICKEN-TEE-WHT-2XL","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":45570908651586,"sku":"TL-MKCHICKEN-TEE-WHT-3XL","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0263\/8269\/6514\/files\/worldwide-mk-ultra-free-range-chickens-t-shirt-black-flatlay.jpg?v=1792040639"},{"product_id":"worldwide-mk-ultra-free-range-chickens-hoodie","title":"Worldwide MK Ultra Free-Range Chickens Hoodie","description":"\u003ch3\u003eWORLDWIDE MK ULTRA FREE-RANGE CHICKENS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eGlobal Flock Yield. G.F.Y.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eWorldwide MK Ultra Free-Range Chickens Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e puts the most well-managed farm on the planet on heavyweight black fleece. Two headset-wearing chickens stand on a flat earth under a glass dome while satellites beam signals down from a hypnotic spiral overhead, and an endless line of chicken silhouettes stretches out to the horizon on both sides. Underneath: WORLDWIDE MK ULTRA FREE-RANGE CHICKENS in heavy sky-blue block letters, the G.F.Y. GLOBAL FLOCK YIELD banner, and the TopLobsta claw at the bottom.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFree range, they said. Look up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDesign Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: full design, center chest, about 10 in wide x 10.6 in tall, above the pouch pocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack and hood: plain, no print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSky blue, grey and gold on black; the black-shirt print file is used, so the hoodie itself fills in the dark areas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTopLobsta original design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat This Design References\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMK Ultra was a real CIA program, run from 1953 into the 1970s, that experimented with drugs, hypnosis and other methods of mind control, often on people who never agreed to it. Most of its records were destroyed in 1973, and what survived came out in the Church Committee investigation and the 1977 Senate hearings. This design asks the obvious follow-up: if they were doing that back then, how free-range is anybody now?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePrint \u0026amp; Garment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e direct-to-garment front print, 10 in wide x 10.6 in tall, centered about 2 in below the hood seam and clear of the pouch pocket.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank: Tultex 320 — Unisex Fleece Hooded Sweatshirt, Black\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e7.5 oz.\/yd², 80\/20 ring-spun USA premium cotton\/polyester fleece, 24 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack has a smooth 100% cotton face for a clean, sharp print; soft fleece inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReactive-dyed for longer-lasting color (not garment-dyed)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePullover; jersey-lined hood with matching flat drawcord\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDrop shoulder; front pouch pocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed cuffs and waistband with 5% spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in an OEKO-TEX® facility by a Fair Labor Association member; contains US-grown BCI cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors; tumble dry low; do not iron directly on the print; do not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlso available in this design: \u003ca href=\"\/products\/worldwide-mk-ultra-free-range-chickens-t-shirt\"\u003eT-Shirt\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TopLobsta","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":45584798777410,"sku":"TL-MKCHICKEN-HD-BLK-S","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":45584798810178,"sku":"TL-MKCHICKEN-HD-BLK-M","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":45584798842946,"sku":"TL-MKCHICKEN-HD-BLK-L","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":45584798875714,"sku":"TL-MKCHICKEN-HD-BLK-XL","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":45584798908482,"sku":"TL-MKCHICKEN-HD-BLK-2XL","price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":45584798941250,"sku":"TL-MKCHICKEN-HD-BLK-3XL","price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0263\/8269\/6514\/files\/worldwide-mk-ultra-free-range-chickens-hoodie-black-flatlay.jpg?v=1792069075"},{"product_id":"worldwide-mk-ultra-free-range-chickens-trucker-hat","title":"Worldwide MK Ultra Free-Range Chickens Trucker Hat","description":"\u003ch3\u003eWORLDWIDE MK ULTRA FREE-RANGE CHICKENS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eGlobal Flock Yield. G.F.Y.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eWorldwide MK Ultra Free-Range Chickens Trucker Hat\u003c\/strong\u003e takes the headset chickens off the tee and stitches them in thread: two chickens wired up with antenna headphones flank a gridded globe, with MK ULTRA in heavy sky-blue block letters underneath.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFree range, they said. Look up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDesign Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: embroidered front center, about 4 in wide x 2.4 in tall, just above the brim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThread colors: black, sky blue, white and gold\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTopLobsta original design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat This Design References\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMK Ultra was a real CIA program, run from 1953 into the 1970s, that experimented with drugs, hypnosis and other methods of mind control, often on people who never agreed to it. Most of its records were destroyed in 1973, and what survived came out in the Church Committee investigation and the 1977 Senate hearings.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eEmbroidery \u0026amp; Blank\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEmbroidery:\u003c\/strong\u003e MK ULTRA chickens design, 4 thread colors (black base, sky blue, white, gold). Front center, about 4 in wide x 2.4 in tall.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank: Richardson 168 — 7-Panel Trucker Cap, Black\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeven-panel, mid-pro structured crown with a seamless front panel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCotton\/poly twill front, polyester mesh back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlat bill with matching undervisor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdjustable plastic snapback closure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne size fits most\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpot clean only; do not machine wash or dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlso available in this design: \u003ca href=\"\/products\/worldwide-mk-ultra-free-range-chickens-t-shirt\"\u003eT-Shirt\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/worldwide-mk-ultra-free-range-chickens-hoodie\"\u003eHoodie\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TopLobsta","offers":[{"title":"Hat \/ Black","offer_id":45585272242242,"sku":"TL-MKCHICKEN-TRUCKER-BLK","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0263\/8269\/6514\/files\/worldwide-mk-ultra-trucker-hat-black-front-embroidery-oct17.png?v=1792252179"},{"product_id":"worldwide-mk-ultra-free-range-chickens-beanie","title":"Worldwide MK Ultra Free-Range Chickens Pom-Pom Beanie","description":"\u003ch3\u003eWORLDWIDE MK ULTRA FREE-RANGE CHICKENS\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eGlobal Flock Yield. 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Most of its records were destroyed in 1973, and what survived came out in the Church Committee investigation and the 1977 Senate hearings.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eEmbroidery \u0026amp; Blank\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEmbroidery:\u003c\/strong\u003e MK ULTRA chickens design, 4 thread colors (black base, sky blue, white, gold). Front center of the cuff, about 3.5 in wide x 2.1 in tall (same art, scaled uniformly).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank: Sportsman SP15 — 12\" Pom-Pom Cuffed Beanie, Black\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e12 in knit beanie with a fold-over cuff\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% acrylic knit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatching yarn pom-pom on top\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne size fits most\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand wash cold, lay flat to dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlso available in this design: \u003ca href=\"\/products\/worldwide-mk-ultra-free-range-chickens-t-shirt\"\u003eT-Shirt\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/worldwide-mk-ultra-free-range-chickens-hoodie\"\u003eHoodie\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TopLobsta","offers":[{"title":"Beanie \/ Black","offer_id":45585272307778,"sku":"TL-MKCHICKEN-BEANIE-BLK","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0263\/8269\/6514\/files\/worldwide-mk-ultra-pom-beanie-black-cuff-embroidery-oct17.png?v=1792252180"},{"product_id":"mk-ultra-chickens-winter-pack-hoodie-beanie-trucker","title":"MK Ultra Chickens Winter Pack: Hoodie + Beanie + Trucker Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe whole flock, one checkout. You get:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/worldwide-mk-ultra-free-range-chickens-hoodie\"\u003eWorldwide MK Ultra Free-Range Chickens Hoodie\u003c\/a\u003e (black Tultex 320, pick your size)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/worldwide-mk-ultra-free-range-chickens-beanie\"\u003eMK Ultra Chickens Pom-Pom Beanie\u003c\/a\u003e (black Sportsman SP15, embroidered cuff)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/worldwide-mk-ultra-free-range-chickens-trucker-hat\"\u003eMK Ultra Chickens Trucker Hat\u003c\/a\u003e (black Richardson 168, embroidered front)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAbout 15% less than buying all three separately. Free range, they said. Look up.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TopLobsta","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":45585279909954,"sku":null,"price":110.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":45585279942722,"sku":null,"price":110.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":45585279975490,"sku":null,"price":110.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":45585280008258,"sku":null,"price":110.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":45585280041026,"sku":null,"price":112.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":45585280073794,"sku":null,"price":114.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0263\/8269\/6514\/files\/mk-ultra-chickens-bundle-winter-1.jpg?v=1792070587"},{"product_id":"mk-ultra-chickens-pack-tee-trucker-hat","title":"MK Ultra Chickens Pack: Tee + Trucker Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003eTee and hat, matched. You get:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/worldwide-mk-ultra-free-range-chickens-t-shirt\"\u003eWorldwide MK Ultra Free-Range Chickens T-Shirt\u003c\/a\u003e (black Tultex 202, pick your size)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/worldwide-mk-ultra-free-range-chickens-trucker-hat\"\u003eMK Ultra Chickens Trucker Hat\u003c\/a\u003e (black Richardson 168, embroidered front)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAbout 15% less than buying both separately. Global Flock Yield. 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